Archive for February, 2007

You Owe Me A Hot Mongolian Guy!

Thursday, February 8th, 2007

As with all my other friends leaving the country (not fleeing from my psychotic tendencies, okay?!), my parting request is for Raj to bring me a hot guy when he comes back. Yes, my emotional crutch (read: bestie) will be spending the next month or so in MONGOLIA!!!

Does he REALIZE the danger he is in? Perhaps after the Altantuya incident in Malaysia, they might try to avenge her death by bombing Raj into skin and bone fragments? Speaking of which, there hasn’t been many updates on that case (*insert Government conspiracy theories of choice*).

Raj, I am still trying to let it sink in that you will be leaving me to dodge bullets on my own (Your company gave you notice 2 days in advance! What-lah!). Note that this post is being typed out at an insane hour to be awake (9.42a.m.) and I only got an hour of sleep last night, so what I say cannot and should not be held against me.

Please come back soon, Rajiekins =(   You will be missed very much (unless you write me another poem with the same horrific message as "The Cemented Puppy"). Have a safe trip! Love you loads!!!

P.S. I’ll take good care of Dodol until you come home (could not resist naming it).

P.P.S. Eva and Wei Liang, I hope you’ll have loads of fun and a safe journey. Eva, you now owe me a hot Kiwi guy. Wei Liang, hot Australian. As for Wei Loong, you STILL owe me the hot American I’ve been promised =) xoxoxo