-Misery Loves Company-

Current music: Lazlo Bane - Superman

Current condition: Sick as hellshit

I woke up this morning (alright, fine, afternoon) feeling so so so sick. *pauses to allow sympathetic tuts* Anyway, my ex-tuition teacher called me to go for lunch with her. And I haven’t seen her in months so I went despite being half-dead.

We went to the Pizza Hut outlet at Subang Parade. I haven’t been there in years! (Reminder: I hate shopping) So we were chatting for hours about absolutely nothing in particular but that’s not my point.

The point is, we asked for chilli sauce. (Chilli sauce and pizza…don’t ask, it wasn’t me, haha) Oh my God, why do I keep getting side-tracked? Anyway, we were separated from the table next to us by a partition. The partition is way too low and doesn’t allow much privacy (take note, Pizza Hut employees) but that’s another story. Our ‘neighbours’ just took the sauce from us without asking! How horrifying. Common courtesy has obviously gone to the dogs.

Moving on… there is a new attraction at KL Tower. Supposedly it’s some kind of reverse bungee-jump thing. I don’t know exactly what it’s called but I SO want to be on it. The price is RM60 per person. Any takers? Come on, it’s going to be fun! Call me if you’re interested!

1) They don’t allow old women to go on killer roller-coasters.

2) An old woman at a rock concert would probably be against the law in 20 years.

3) Old women don’t have belly rings.

4) I can’t cook or bake to save my life so people will have no reason to visit me.

5) Old women are expected to go shopping for flowery dresses (double yuck).

6) I can’t knit or you know, do stuff with cloth, so there’s pretty much nothing else for me to do.

7) Swallowing pills will actually kill me faster than whatever disease I might have.

If my memory already sucks so bad now, picture me in 30 years. No way, I shouldn’t be allowed to get old!!!

9) One of my biggest fears is being bored. And when you’re old, you pretty much have more limited choices when it comes to fun. I would die of boredom before anything else.

10) Old women aren’t allowed to wear stiletto heels.