Spreading The Misery of Christmas

Christmas is just around the corner and I know some people are still at a loss when it comes to presents. Here are some ideas that I hope would help (yes, I am THAT bored and also, my mum is going to ask me to practise my piano unless I look like I’m doing something):

For Your Man/Men:

1) A scent for men

This is a brilliant gift if he stinks most of the time,lol. No, actually, it’s a great gift even if he smells nice all the time, especially metrosexual men. You will find yourself spoilt for choice.                                                                              Suggestions: Dior Homme EDT(RM228), Michael Kors for Men EDT(RM228), Davidoff Silver Shadow EDT(RM297) and for those on a tight budget, try Kenzo Air EDT(RM165) or David Beckham Instinct EDT(RM89). [Note: Most men I know hate his guts so this might be a dangerous choice unless you're sure he has nothing against David's good looks, hot wife, huge bank account and football career]

2) A gadget he’s been eyeing for awhile

Okay, this might be a bit tough for those who are not earning much or not working yet. But if your wallet is forgiving, get him something you KNOW he will LOVE.                               Suggestions: iPod mini (RM800), Compaq Presario B1800 Notebook PC(RM5600), Canon IXUS 750(RM1899), Kodak Easy Share One camera(unsure of the price but it’s a Wi-Fi digicam, four megapixel and has a 256MB memory) mmm… I’m technologically-retarded so you’re on your own with this one.

3) A watch

This is especially great as a subtle reminder if he’s always late. Also, there’s a watch for every man: the clown, the charmer, the dark poet. A watch is classy and useful!!! Suggestions: I don’t know much about men’s watches but I love this Fossil watch that has a dragon design. It’s way too big for my wrist though. I went back to look for it but the shop doesn’t sell it anymore.

For Your Woman/Women (In no way is this a declaration of my support for polygamy):

1) A scent for women

You can never go wrong with scents. There is a scent for everyone.                                                                      Suggestions: Happy To Be by Clinique is one of my personal favourites and the price is about RM150? Chanel No5 is a bit too strong and feminine for my taste but it is a classic and boasts elegance. I’m not sure about the price because mine is a birthday present. A friend of mine can get scents at a cheaper price so if you’re interested, message me or email me so I can ask her to contact you.

2) A pampering experience

Okay, there are several ways you can approach this. You can get her gift sets full of luxury products like bath gel and body butter. Or you can get her a gift certificate so that you won’t run the risk of getting her something she doesn’t like. Or you can book her a weekend at the spa. After a relaxing aromatherapy massage and a milk bath, she will find it so much easier to forgive you for anything.                           Suggestions: Tickle Your Senses Gift Set by The Body Shop (White Musk/Moonflower/Oceanus/Vanilla) is about RM68.30 but there should be discounts for the festive season. Otherwise, why don’t you show more initiative and buy separate items from separate stores and create your own gift set? You’ll earn points for initiative at the very least.

3) Accessories

This is perfect for those who are running low on cash. Women are easily satisfied as long as they know you tried your best and you love them and you are sincere. Accessories can be very interesting even at a relatively reasonably price. For someone really special, you can get her diamonds (no one can go wrong with this, trust me).                                       Suggestions: You can find accessories everywhere. Try to find something with a design that means something personally/special. If you really have NO idea, try stores like MNG or Miss Selfridge. Avoid clothes because some girls would get upset if the size is wrong (Imagine: Too small? "I’m SO fat! No, of course dinner is off! I can’t imagine going out when I’m this fat!" Too large? "So you think I look fat? Is that why you got me an XL?") No, boys, avoid clothes if you value your life, unless you are absolutely sure of her size.

So I hope that was helpful. I have to go now. My mum realized what I was up to. It’s time to pretend I’m taking a 2-hour-long shower. *sigh* Anything to avoid practising the piano!

                                                    

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