-Misery Loves Company-

     Okay, first of all, I must clarify that I am what I call a half-time sportie. Meaning, I’m only interested in sports half the time. I basically represent a large percentage of women. I watch sports to see what the fuss is all about and end up being confused about the offside rule more than Wayne Rooney swearing. Also, cute guys with hot bods running around after a ball is fun to watch.

     My favourite club is Manchester United. Why? Not because they are particularly good, especially after last week’s 4-1 loss to Middlesbrough. But I like their style. They are the Chanel No.5s in a world of Glade airsprays. Glamourous. Sure, Alan Smith would be just as cute in say, Wigan Athletics but there is no *zap* to it. Wayne Rooney would still be a talented moron if he stayed on at Everton but again, no *zap*.

      Anyway, there really isn’t a point to this blog entry except to tell everyone that I hope MU beats Chelsea tonight. Also, that Alan Smith grows his damn hair back, Ronaldo gets off the rape charges and  Rooney claps at the referee again.

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